She’s tired of being ordinary.
Done with. Tapped out on. Sick to death of. That girl is me and I am totally over being average.
Instead I’m looking for extraordinary. This website is about how to get there. Last time I checked, you don’t need a radioactive spider to run faster, sleep better, look hotter, live longer, or the dozens of other ways to suck the marrow out of this whole life thing. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding.
Well, you can call me pudding.
Deadlifting double your bodyweight? Empowering. Having a doctor tell you your life expectancy is in the triple digits? Amazing. Enviable abs and a double helping of cheesecake? No one will believe you. The truth is, extraordinary is something you do, not something you are, and if you look sharp and give it a chance, big change is easier than you think.
It’s not hard. It takes work, yes, but it’s fun. I know because even though I talk trash, I’m actually a total wusspot. I screw up a lot along the way. I get cranky when I’m hungry and I try to pass off yoga pants as respectable trousers. In fact, for a while there I was convinced it was too late to learn anything cool like JuJitsu or Japanese. Luckily, I realised superheroes aren’t born, they’re made. That means there’s plenty of opportunity to go after the good stuff even if Zeus isn’t your dad.
And I want to help you go after the good stuff because the good stuff is totally worth it. Talk about keeping up with the boys, I’m talking about blowing their tiny Y chromosomes out of the water. I’m talking about leaping tall buildings in a single bound and stopping traffic. I’m talking about leaving mediocrity behind forever.
This is my version of extraordinary. This is how I do it. I’m here to prove that kicking tail is an acquired skill. I’m here to show you how to acquire it. I’m certainly not the only one with “drop jaws” on my to-do list, but I do keep public records documenting my whole evolution from average to awesome for you. So you can join me on my superheroic escapades. So we can leap buildings and stop traffic together. Let’s make our destinies extraordinary.